::saturday funnies::

In the wake of the roller coaster stock market chaos of the past few months, I wanted to make a few close friends aware of next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG BUCKS, Watch for these consolidations in mid 2004 and make yourself a bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Crackers will join and become: Polly Warner Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

4. Zippo Mfg, Audi Motor Car Co., Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. Federal Express is expected to buy out UPS and become: FedUp

6. Fairchild Electronics and HoneywellSystems will consolidate to become: Fairwell Honeychild

7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Org of Women will evermore be known as: Knott Now

8. Mobil Oil will purchase what is left of Enron and will become: Moron


GOOD LUCK!